1 00:00:42,719 --> 00:00:44,219 Look, Matt. For some reason-- 2 00:00:44,719 --> 00:00:46,219 I don't completely understand it, 3 00:00:46,719 --> 00:00:47,719 but California women 4 00:00:48,219 --> 00:00:50,719 have a higher sex drive than regular women. 5 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,719 Oh, it's because they eat pink tofu 6 00:00:54,219 --> 00:00:56,219 and alfalfa sprouts and omelets. 7 00:00:56,219 --> 00:00:56,719 No! 8 00:00:57,219 --> 00:00:58,719 Yeah. I know! 9 00:00:58,719 --> 00:01:01,719 Look, I guarantee you, once we get to LA, 10 00:01:02,219 --> 00:01:03,719 the least of our problems 11 00:01:04,219 --> 00:01:06,219 is gonna be finding beautiful women. 12 00:01:06,719 --> 00:01:07,719 Oh, my God! 13 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,719 It's gonna be great! 14 00:01:09,719 --> 00:01:11,719 Look, classic California legs. 15 00:01:11,719 --> 00:01:13,219 A ficanshe palm! 16 00:01:13,719 --> 00:01:15,219 Shut up, Matt. 17 00:01:15,219 --> 00:01:17,719 We're not going there for the trees, OK? 18 00:01:18,219 --> 00:01:21,219 We might be with a different woman 19 00:01:21,219 --> 00:01:22,719 every single night. 20 00:01:22,719 --> 00:01:24,719 I hope you're ready, pal. 21 00:01:24,719 --> 00:01:26,219 I'm ready. 22 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,719 Oh, my God. Look at her. 23 00:01:28,719 --> 00:01:30,719 I get her. She's mine. 24 00:01:30,719 --> 00:01:33,219 My name's Matt. This is Eddie. 25 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,719 Let me do the talking. 26 00:01:35,719 --> 00:01:37,719 I'd like to help her. 27 00:01:37,719 --> 00:01:39,719 What's she wearing? 28 00:01:39,719 --> 00:01:40,719 Are those shorts? 29 00:01:41,219 --> 00:01:42,219 Pants? 30 00:01:42,219 --> 00:01:43,719 Spray paint! 31 00:01:43,719 --> 00:01:46,719 Look, they're everywhere! 32 00:01:46,719 --> 00:01:48,219 They're growing. 33 00:01:48,719 --> 00:01:50,719 A mermaid! 34 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:52,219 She is amazing. 35 00:01:52,219 --> 00:01:54,219 LA is the place! 36 00:01:54,219 --> 00:01:56,219 Yeah. Goodbye, Ohio. 37 00:01:56,219 --> 00:01:59,719 California, here we come! 38 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,719 I'm a girl watcher 39 00:02:17,719 --> 00:02:19,719 I'm a girl watcher 40 00:02:20,219 --> 00:02:22,219 Watching girls go by 41 00:02:22,719 --> 00:02:25,219 My, my, my 42 00:02:25,219 --> 00:02:27,719 I'm a girl watcher 43 00:02:27,719 --> 00:02:30,219 I'm a girl watcher 44 00:02:30,219 --> 00:02:32,719 Here comes one now 45 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:36,219 Mmm mmm mmm 46 00:02:36,219 --> 00:02:38,719 I was just a boy 47 00:02:38,719 --> 00:02:41,219 When I threw away my toys 48 00:02:41,719 --> 00:02:46,219 I found a new pastime to dwell on 49 00:02:46,219 --> 00:02:51,719 Whenever I detect members of the other sex 50 00:02:51,719 --> 00:02:55,719 I play the game I do so well on 51 00:02:55,719 --> 00:02:58,219 I'm a girl watcher 52 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,219 I'm a girl watcher 53 00:03:00,719 --> 00:03:02,719 Watching girls go by 54 00:03:03,219 --> 00:03:05,719 My, my, my 55 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,219 I'm a girl watcher 56 00:03:08,219 --> 00:03:10,719 I'm a girl watcher 57 00:03:10,719 --> 00:03:12,719 Here comes one now 58 00:03:14,719 --> 00:03:16,219 How does my hair look? 59 00:03:16,719 --> 00:03:17,719 What? 60 00:03:18,219 --> 00:03:20,219 My hair. How does it look? 61 00:03:20,719 --> 00:03:22,219 Who cares? 62 00:03:22,219 --> 00:03:23,219 What? 63 00:03:23,719 --> 00:03:26,719 Why do you care what your hair looks like? 64 00:03:27,219 --> 00:03:29,219 I just care. 65 00:03:29,219 --> 00:03:31,219 You trying to look pretty for me? 66 00:03:31,719 --> 00:03:34,719 I just like it when my hair looks good. 67 00:03:35,219 --> 00:03:38,219 There is nobody to impress out here. 68 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:40,219 I'm not trying to impress anybody. 69 00:03:40,719 --> 00:03:43,719 I want to feel better about myself. 70 00:03:43,719 --> 00:03:45,719 So how does it look? 71 00:03:46,219 --> 00:03:48,219 Are you depressed? 72 00:03:48,219 --> 00:03:49,219 What? 73 00:03:49,219 --> 00:03:52,219 Why don't you feel good about yourself? 74 00:03:52,719 --> 00:03:54,219 I feel fine. 75 00:03:54,219 --> 00:03:56,219 Why do you need to look better? 76 00:03:56,219 --> 00:03:59,219 I don't need my hair to look better 77 00:03:59,719 --> 00:04:00,719 to feel fine. 78 00:04:01,219 --> 00:04:04,219 I just like when my hair looks good. 79 00:04:04,219 --> 00:04:06,219 If it makes you feel better 80 00:04:06,719 --> 00:04:09,719 to know my hair is a mess... 81 00:04:09,719 --> 00:04:11,219 there, you happy? 82 00:04:11,219 --> 00:04:12,719 What? 83 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:15,219 You call that a mess? 84 00:04:16,719 --> 00:04:18,219 Here. 85 00:04:18,219 --> 00:04:20,219 Hey, cut it out, man. 86 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:21,719 That's a mess. 87 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,719 Hey, cut it out! 88 00:04:29,719 --> 00:04:30,719 Aah! 89 00:04:30,719 --> 00:04:32,719 There's a car! 90 00:04:32,719 --> 00:04:33,719 Aah! 91 00:04:34,719 --> 00:04:35,719 Aah! 92 00:04:59,219 --> 00:05:03,219 Goddamn it, man. Look what you've done! 93 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:08,219 Eddie, are you OK? 94 00:05:08,219 --> 00:05:12,719 I'm fine, man, but my car, goddamn it! 95 00:05:12,719 --> 00:05:15,719 Goddman it. 96 00:05:15,719 --> 00:05:18,219 How are you? 97 00:05:18,219 --> 00:05:20,219 Where are my glasses? 98 00:05:29,219 --> 00:05:31,719 Yeah, I'm OK. 99 00:05:32,219 --> 00:05:34,219 I hope I'm not bleeding internally. 100 00:05:34,719 --> 00:05:37,219 You're paying for the damage to this car. 101 00:05:37,719 --> 00:05:39,219 You're paying! 102 00:05:40,719 --> 00:05:42,219 Oh, no. 103 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:45,219 My God, I think you killed somebody. 104 00:05:45,719 --> 00:05:47,219 I killed somebody? 105 00:05:47,719 --> 00:05:49,719 You were driving like an idiot. 106 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:52,219 You knocked my glasses off. 107 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,719 What are we gonna do, man? 108 00:05:54,719 --> 00:05:56,719 You go out there! 109 00:05:56,719 --> 00:05:58,719 You go out there and look! 110 00:05:59,219 --> 00:05:59,719 No. 111 00:06:00,219 --> 00:06:01,719 What if he's dead? 112 00:06:02,219 --> 00:06:04,719 I've never seen a dead person. 113 00:06:04,719 --> 00:06:05,719 You were driving! 114 00:06:06,219 --> 00:06:08,219 It's your car, your license plate. 115 00:06:08,719 --> 00:06:10,719 The driver is always responsible. 116 00:06:10,719 --> 00:06:12,719 I'll pay for the damages. 117 00:06:12,719 --> 00:06:14,219 You go look. 118 00:06:14,219 --> 00:06:15,719 Go on. 119 00:06:15,719 --> 00:06:17,219 I'll wait here. 120 00:06:17,219 --> 00:06:18,219 We'll both go. 121 00:06:18,719 --> 00:06:20,719 We'll both go! 122 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,219 Oh, my God. 123 00:06:28,219 --> 00:06:30,219 Come on. 124 00:06:38,719 --> 00:06:41,719 I hope he's not dead in there. 125 00:06:41,719 --> 00:06:42,719 Come on. 126 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:45,219 This is just great. 127 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:04,719 You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain 128 00:07:04,719 --> 00:07:06,219 Too much love drives a man insane 129 00:07:06,219 --> 00:07:07,219 You broke my will 130 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:08,219 But what a thrill 131 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:11,719 Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! 132 00:07:12,219 --> 00:07:14,719 I laughed at love 'cause I thought it was funny 133 00:07:14,719 --> 00:07:17,719 You came along and moved me, honey 134 00:07:17,719 --> 00:07:20,219 I changed my mind, this love is fine 135 00:07:20,719 --> 00:07:23,719 Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! 136 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:25,219 Kiss me, baby... 137 00:07:25,719 --> 00:07:26,719 Aw, hell. 138 00:07:27,219 --> 00:07:29,719 Oh, yo, feels good 139 00:07:30,219 --> 00:07:31,719 Hold me, baby 140 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:35,719 Well, I want to love you like a lover should 141 00:07:35,719 --> 00:07:37,219 You're mine 142 00:07:37,719 --> 00:07:38,719 So kind 143 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:39,719 I'm gonna tell the world 144 00:07:40,219 --> 00:07:41,719 That you're mine, mine, mine, mine 145 00:07:41,719 --> 00:07:44,719 I chew my nails and I twiddle my thumbs 146 00:07:44,719 --> 00:07:47,719 I'm real nervous, but it sure is fun 147 00:07:47,719 --> 00:07:48,719 Come on, baby 148 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:50,719 You're drivin' me crazy 149 00:07:51,219 --> 00:07:53,719 Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! 150 00:08:03,219 --> 00:08:04,719 Are you hurt? 151 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:05,969 No. 152 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:07,719 Are you hurt? 153 00:08:08,219 --> 00:08:09,719 She already said no. 154 00:08:10,219 --> 00:08:14,719 Uh, my name Eddie. This is my friend Matt. 155 00:08:14,719 --> 00:08:18,719 I think this might have been partially our fault. 156 00:08:18,719 --> 00:08:20,219 Partially? 157 00:08:20,219 --> 00:08:22,219 Yeah. 158 00:08:24,219 --> 00:08:26,219 Need some help? 159 00:08:26,219 --> 00:08:28,719 Looks like your trunk is stuck, huh? 160 00:08:29,219 --> 00:08:31,719 This is the engine. 161 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:34,719 Yeah, stupid. 162 00:08:36,219 --> 00:08:37,719 This is great. 163 00:08:37,719 --> 00:08:39,719 This is just great. 164 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:42,219 It probably looks worse than it is. 165 00:08:42,219 --> 00:08:45,719 No, it's probably worse than it looks. 166 00:08:45,719 --> 00:08:48,219 Why don't we get these cars apart? 167 00:08:48,219 --> 00:08:52,219 Don't touch my car. You've done enough already. 168 00:08:52,219 --> 00:08:54,719 Isn't there a phone around here? 169 00:08:55,219 --> 00:08:58,219 Not for at least 1 1/2 hours that way. 170 00:08:58,719 --> 00:08:59,719 Great. 171 00:08:59,719 --> 00:09:01,719 What about that direction. 172 00:09:02,219 --> 00:09:02,719 Nothing. 173 00:09:03,219 --> 00:09:05,219 What were you doing in there? 174 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:06,719 What? 175 00:09:06,719 --> 00:09:09,219 You were all over the damn road! 176 00:09:09,219 --> 00:09:11,719 We weren't doing anything gay! 177 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,719 My God! 178 00:09:14,719 --> 00:09:16,719 I've gone completely blank! 179 00:09:16,719 --> 00:09:19,219 I can't remember the accident! 180 00:09:19,219 --> 00:09:21,219 I think I'm having amnesia. 181 00:09:21,719 --> 00:09:24,719 What were we doing right before we hit? 182 00:09:24,719 --> 00:09:27,719 Oh, yeah. We were messing up our hair! 183 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:29,219 Oh, no. 184 00:09:29,219 --> 00:09:30,719 You were messing my hair. 185 00:09:31,219 --> 00:09:35,219 I was trying to get you to stop, remember? 186 00:09:35,219 --> 00:09:37,219 Can you believe it? 187 00:09:37,719 --> 00:09:39,719 It's like the luckiest unlucky thing 188 00:09:40,219 --> 00:09:43,719 that's ever happened to us, man. 189 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,219 She's from California! 190 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:50,219 California has so many beautful babes, 191 00:09:50,719 --> 00:09:54,219 they're spilling out into the neighboring states! 192 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,219 I get her first. 193 00:09:56,719 --> 00:09:58,219 I drove the car. 194 00:09:58,719 --> 00:10:00,719 If it wasn't for me, 195 00:10:00,719 --> 00:10:03,219 we wouldn't have been in this situation. 196 00:10:03,719 --> 00:10:05,219 I should get her first. 197 00:10:05,719 --> 00:10:07,719 It was my car. 198 00:10:07,719 --> 00:10:09,719 It was my fault. 199 00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:11,219 Forget about it, pal. 200 00:10:11,719 --> 00:10:13,719 She's mine. I get her first. 201 00:10:14,219 --> 00:10:16,219 I see your point. 202 00:10:16,219 --> 00:10:18,219 Normally, I'd agree, 203 00:10:18,219 --> 00:10:19,219 however in this instance-- 204 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:21,219 heads! 205 00:10:22,219 --> 00:10:24,719 Two out of three. 206 00:10:27,219 --> 00:10:31,219 You know, I've got to be in New York by Monday 207 00:10:31,719 --> 00:10:34,719 or I'm going to miss an important appointment. 208 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:39,219 Uh, what's your name? 209 00:10:39,719 --> 00:10:41,719 My name is Tuesday. 210 00:10:47,719 --> 00:10:50,219 This thing had better start. 211 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,219 [ engine starts ] 212 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:58,219 Told you it looked worse than it was. 213 00:10:58,719 --> 00:11:00,719 You're going to New York? 214 00:11:00,719 --> 00:11:02,219 Yep. 215 00:11:02,219 --> 00:11:04,219 My uncle lives in New York. 216 00:11:04,719 --> 00:11:07,219 Maybe you've heard of him, my Uncle Bernie. 217 00:11:07,719 --> 00:11:10,219 He's a lawyer, Bernie the attorney. 218 00:11:10,719 --> 00:11:13,219 He's got a brother, my Uncle Sol. 219 00:11:13,719 --> 00:11:16,719 He came to Ohio. Him and Bernie came... 220 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,719 they're both kind of fat. 221 00:11:19,719 --> 00:11:20,219 Not really fat, 222 00:11:20,719 --> 00:11:22,219 it's more of a substance 223 00:11:22,719 --> 00:11:25,219 compared to a mess divided by air. 224 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,219 It's hard to understand. 225 00:11:27,719 --> 00:11:29,719 He explained it to me once. 226 00:11:30,219 --> 00:11:31,719 See, your intake of food 227 00:11:31,719 --> 00:11:34,219 is different than your outtake. 228 00:11:41,719 --> 00:11:42,719 How you doin'? 229 00:11:43,219 --> 00:11:45,719 Is anybody hurt? 230 00:11:45,719 --> 00:11:47,719 No. Everybody's fine. 231 00:11:47,719 --> 00:11:50,219 Can I give somebody a lift? 232 00:11:50,719 --> 00:11:54,219 No. We got everything under control. 233 00:11:56,219 --> 00:11:57,299 Ha ha ha! 234 00:12:15,219 --> 00:12:16,719 [ tires screech ] 235 00:12:31,719 --> 00:12:35,219 Well, I hope you guys have insurance. 236 00:12:35,219 --> 00:12:36,219 Farm state. 237 00:12:36,719 --> 00:12:39,719 Thank God for small wonders. 238 00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:41,719 We should head 239 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,219 to the nearest town, 240 00:12:43,219 --> 00:12:45,219 file a police report, 241 00:12:45,219 --> 00:12:47,719 settle this thing and move on. 242 00:12:48,219 --> 00:12:50,719 I'm supposed to be in New York... 243 00:12:50,719 --> 00:12:54,719 We should head to the nearest town 244 00:12:54,719 --> 00:12:56,719 and file a police report. 245 00:12:57,219 --> 00:12:59,719 We should head to the nearest town 246 00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:02,219 and file a police report. 247 00:13:02,219 --> 00:13:03,719 We should head... 248 00:13:04,719 --> 00:13:06,719 Well? 249 00:13:08,219 --> 00:13:09,719 Well? 250 00:13:11,719 --> 00:13:14,219 Well, is that satisfactory to you? 251 00:13:14,219 --> 00:13:15,719 Uh-huh. 252 00:13:16,219 --> 00:13:17,219 Good idea. 253 00:13:17,719 --> 00:13:19,719 So just meet me there, OK? 254 00:13:20,219 --> 00:13:21,719 Where? 255 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,219 Just follow me, all right? 256 00:13:25,719 --> 00:13:26,719 Yeah. 257 00:13:37,719 --> 00:13:40,219 Well, you blew our chance, man. 258 00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:42,219 What do you mean? 259 00:13:42,219 --> 00:13:45,219 She's the most beautiful girl we've ever seen. 260 00:13:45,719 --> 00:13:49,219 Now, we're on our way to some stupid town 261 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,719 to fill out insurance forms. 262 00:13:51,219 --> 00:13:52,719 Way to go, Matt. 263 00:13:53,219 --> 00:13:54,719 Why is that my fault? 264 00:13:55,219 --> 00:13:58,719 If I was here alone, we'd be doing it now. 265 00:13:59,219 --> 00:13:59,719 Eddie-- 266 00:14:00,219 --> 00:14:03,219 Right in the middle of the road-- 267 00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:05,219 on the road, off the road, 268 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,719 in the trunk, you name it. 269 00:14:08,219 --> 00:14:09,719 Edward! The car won't start. 270 00:14:10,219 --> 00:14:12,719 What do you mean, the car won't start? 271 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,219 Great. 272 00:14:14,719 --> 00:14:18,719 [ engine sputters ] 273 00:14:21,719 --> 00:14:22,469 No. 274 00:14:23,719 --> 00:14:26,219 No, Eddie... 275 00:14:28,719 --> 00:14:31,219 Uh, something's wrong with our car-- 276 00:14:31,719 --> 00:14:34,219 You have to give me a ride-- 277 00:14:34,219 --> 00:14:36,719 Your car started a minute ago. 278 00:14:37,219 --> 00:14:39,219 It won't start now, genius. 279 00:14:39,219 --> 00:14:42,219 Let me take a look at it. 280 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,219 Of course. 281 00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:50,219 I must be doing something wrong 282 00:14:50,719 --> 00:14:52,219 because I'm a woman. 283 00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:55,219 Not having a penis makes it impossible 284 00:14:55,719 --> 00:14:57,719 for me to start this car. 285 00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:00,219 She got you there, Ed. 286 00:15:04,219 --> 00:15:06,219 Let me check the engine. 287 00:15:06,719 --> 00:15:08,219 Oh, absolutely. 288 00:15:11,219 --> 00:15:13,219 Eddie... 289 00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:15,219 Well, here's your problem. 290 00:15:15,719 --> 00:15:18,219 You got no engine. 291 00:15:18,719 --> 00:15:20,219 Eddie... 292 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:23,219 The engine's in the back, remember? 293 00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:25,719 Duh... 294 00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:29,219 It was a joke, a little joke. 295 00:15:36,719 --> 00:15:39,219 That's jammed pretty tight. 296 00:15:39,219 --> 00:15:40,719 I know it's jammed. 297 00:15:41,219 --> 00:15:42,719 I tried it, remember? 298 00:15:43,219 --> 00:15:45,219 Well, if I could open it, 299 00:15:45,719 --> 00:15:47,219 I could fix it. 300 00:15:47,719 --> 00:15:49,719 The thing's never gonna open, see? 301 00:15:50,219 --> 00:15:52,719 If it was open, you could fix it, 302 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,219 no problem? 303 00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:55,719 Yeah. No problem. 304 00:15:56,219 --> 00:15:57,219 Uh-huh. Sure. 305 00:15:57,719 --> 00:15:58,719 Got it. 306 00:16:03,219 --> 00:16:05,719 How did you do that? 307 00:16:06,219 --> 00:16:07,719 Go ahead, big guy. 308 00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:09,219 Huh? 309 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,719 Fix it. 310 00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:12,719 No problem, remember? 311 00:16:15,719 --> 00:16:18,219 All right. 312 00:16:18,219 --> 00:16:19,719 This is amazing. 313 00:16:20,219 --> 00:16:23,219 I mean, why do men look into an engine 314 00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:25,219 and expect innate automotive knowledge 315 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,219 to come spewing forth? 316 00:16:27,719 --> 00:16:28,719 Don't worry, darling. 317 00:16:29,219 --> 00:16:31,719 Your masculinity is still safe. 318 00:16:35,219 --> 00:16:37,719 She wants me. She wants me. 319 00:16:38,219 --> 00:16:39,719 What are you talking about? 320 00:16:40,219 --> 00:16:42,219 That was practically a proposition, pal. 321 00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:44,219 I can read women. 322 00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:45,719 You're nuts. 323 00:16:46,219 --> 00:16:47,719 She called me masculine! 324 00:16:48,219 --> 00:16:50,719 Women don't toss that kind of word around 325 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,719 unless they're trying to tell you something. 326 00:16:54,219 --> 00:16:56,219 Check it out. 327 00:16:56,219 --> 00:16:58,219 So, uh, I, uh... 328 00:16:58,219 --> 00:16:59,719 Look, I think 329 00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:04,719 we should move these cars off to the side of the road, 330 00:17:05,219 --> 00:17:08,719 so another car doesn't plow into them. 331 00:17:16,219 --> 00:17:17,719 I'll get it. 332 00:17:18,219 --> 00:17:20,219 I got it. Thank you. 333 00:18:35,719 --> 00:18:37,719 Come here, boys. 334 00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,219 Come on. 335 00:18:42,219 --> 00:18:44,719 Sit over here. 336 00:19:04,719 --> 00:19:06,219 Guys... 337 00:19:07,219 --> 00:19:10,219 wouldn't you agree that... 338 00:19:10,719 --> 00:19:13,719 fate works... 339 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:17,719 in a very mysterious way? 340 00:19:19,219 --> 00:19:20,719 Definitely. 341 00:19:21,219 --> 00:19:23,219 Yeah. 342 00:19:23,719 --> 00:19:25,719 I mean... 343 00:19:25,719 --> 00:19:28,719 here we are, 344 00:19:29,219 --> 00:19:34,219 in the middle of nowhere 345 00:19:34,719 --> 00:19:39,219 with nobody else around. 346 00:19:42,719 --> 00:19:45,219 I agree... 347 00:19:45,219 --> 00:19:49,719 I think we ought to make the most 348 00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:55,719 of this highly unusual situation. 349 00:19:57,219 --> 00:19:59,219 I agree. 350 00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:06,719 In order to make the most of this situation... 351 00:20:08,719 --> 00:20:13,219 I think we should all be honest with each other. 352 00:20:13,719 --> 00:20:17,219 Completely honest with each other. 353 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,219 I mean... 354 00:20:22,719 --> 00:20:28,219 that way we know exactly what to expect from each other. 355 00:20:33,719 --> 00:20:34,439 Now... 356 00:20:36,719 --> 00:20:39,219 I have the feeling... 357 00:20:39,219 --> 00:20:42,219 that you both expect more from this encounter 358 00:20:42,219 --> 00:20:48,219 than just an exchange of driver's license numbers 359 00:20:48,719 --> 00:20:51,219 and insurance companies... 360 00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:53,219 am I right? 361 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,469 Yeah. 362 00:20:56,219 --> 00:20:58,219 I thought so. 363 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:07,219 I'm a lesbian. 364 00:21:07,219 --> 00:21:09,219 - Ugh! - Aah! 365 00:21:09,219 --> 00:21:10,719 What? 366 00:21:11,219 --> 00:21:12,719 You're a lesbian? 367 00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:14,219 Um-hmm. 368 00:21:14,719 --> 00:21:15,719 Two girls? 369 00:21:16,219 --> 00:21:17,219 Two girls doing it? 370 00:21:17,719 --> 00:21:20,219 Yes. Like in two girls doing it. 371 00:21:20,219 --> 00:21:22,219 I'll save you the energy 372 00:21:22,719 --> 00:21:25,219 it would take to get underneath my dress. 373 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,219 You're a lesbo? 374 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,219 That's lesbian, not lesbo. 375 00:21:29,719 --> 00:21:31,219 But why? 376 00:21:31,219 --> 00:21:33,719 Why are you a heterosexual? 377 00:21:35,719 --> 00:21:37,719 'Cause we dig chicks. 378 00:21:38,219 --> 00:21:39,719 We like girls. 379 00:21:39,719 --> 00:21:42,219 So do I. 380 00:21:51,219 --> 00:21:53,219 This is just great. 381 00:21:53,219 --> 00:21:56,219 We're stranded in the middle of nowhere 382 00:21:56,219 --> 00:21:59,219 with the most beautiful woman we've ever seen, 383 00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:01,219 and she's a lesbian! 384 00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:04,219 Story of my life in a nutshell. 385 00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:06,719 Don't be so naive. Calm down. 386 00:22:06,719 --> 00:22:08,219 Look at her. 387 00:22:08,219 --> 00:22:11,219 That look like a lesbo to you? 388 00:22:11,219 --> 00:22:12,719 Take Miss Hemmelkrouse. 389 00:22:13,219 --> 00:22:14,719 Ooh, hated that gym class! 390 00:22:15,219 --> 00:22:16,719 That was a lesbo. 391 00:22:16,719 --> 00:22:20,219 A real diesel engine if ever there was one. 392 00:22:20,219 --> 00:22:21,719 Remember? 393 00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:24,719 How could I forget that pockmarked face? 394 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,719 And that crew cut. 395 00:22:26,719 --> 00:22:28,719 That's a dyke, man. 396 00:22:28,719 --> 00:22:31,219 This one just thinks she's one. 397 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,719 You're nuts. 398 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:35,719 Matt, lesbianism is just state of mind. 399 00:22:36,219 --> 00:22:38,719 She hasn't been with the right guy yet. 400 00:22:38,719 --> 00:22:40,219 You think so? 401 00:22:40,219 --> 00:22:42,719 I know so. I know women. 402 00:22:43,219 --> 00:22:44,719 I don't know, Eddie. 403 00:22:45,219 --> 00:22:46,719 Trust me, man. She's ours. 404 00:22:47,219 --> 00:22:49,719 All she needs is a little guidance. 405 00:22:50,219 --> 00:22:51,719 She's a looker. 406 00:22:51,719 --> 00:22:53,219 That's a woman. 407 00:22:53,219 --> 00:22:58,219 What a woman needs is a man. 408 00:23:03,219 --> 00:23:05,719 I'm hungry. You hungry? 409 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,719 I never thought I could love a man 410 00:23:50,719 --> 00:23:53,219 until I met you, Eddie. 411 00:23:54,219 --> 00:23:58,219 Kiss me, Eddie. 412 00:23:58,719 --> 00:24:01,719 Oh, please, kiss me. 413 00:24:04,219 --> 00:24:05,219 Ooh. 414 00:24:06,219 --> 00:24:07,219 Ooh. 415 00:24:15,719 --> 00:24:19,219 You're a real man, Eddie. 416 00:24:19,219 --> 00:24:23,719 Just what I've always needed. 417 00:24:23,719 --> 00:24:24,719 Ooh. 418 00:24:25,719 --> 00:24:27,219 Ooh. 419 00:24:27,219 --> 00:24:28,219 Mmm. 420 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:34,719 OK, let's see what we've got here. 421 00:24:34,719 --> 00:24:37,719 We've got two oranges 422 00:24:38,219 --> 00:24:39,719 and a kiwi... 423 00:24:39,719 --> 00:24:41,219 some pineapple juice. 424 00:24:41,219 --> 00:24:43,719 Looks like a turd in need of a shave. 425 00:24:43,719 --> 00:24:45,719 I'll eat it. 426 00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:47,219 I'll take this. 427 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:48,719 From the Sunshine State. 428 00:24:49,219 --> 00:24:50,719 Florida's the Shunshine State. 429 00:24:50,719 --> 00:24:52,219 That's from California. 430 00:24:52,219 --> 00:24:53,719 I know that. 431 00:24:53,719 --> 00:24:56,219 How long since the last far! 432 00:24:56,219 --> 00:24:57,719 About an hour 433 00:24:57,719 --> 00:25:01,219 I'll never make it to New York on time. 434 00:25:01,719 --> 00:25:04,719 I got an assignment that begins on Monday. 435 00:25:04,719 --> 00:25:06,719 What do you do, anyway? 436 00:25:06,719 --> 00:25:09,219 I'm a photographer. 437 00:25:09,219 --> 00:25:10,719 Yeah? That's cool. 438 00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:13,719 It won't be if I miss this assignment. 439 00:25:13,719 --> 00:25:16,219 A friend got me the job. 440 00:25:16,219 --> 00:25:17,719 She's a model. 441 00:25:17,719 --> 00:25:19,219 What's her name? 442 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:20,719 Rachel. 443 00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:22,719 Is she cute? 444 00:25:22,719 --> 00:25:24,219 She's my lover. 445 00:25:24,719 --> 00:25:25,719 [ coughing ] 446 00:25:27,719 --> 00:25:30,219 Oh, my God. 447 00:25:30,219 --> 00:25:32,219 Matt, calm down. 448 00:25:32,219 --> 00:25:33,219 Je-sus! 449 00:25:33,719 --> 00:25:35,219 Cheese sauce? 450 00:25:35,219 --> 00:25:36,219 Huh? 451 00:25:37,219 --> 00:25:40,219 It sounds like you said cheese sauce. 452 00:25:40,719 --> 00:25:41,719 Cheese sauce? 453 00:25:41,719 --> 00:25:43,219 Cheese sauce! 454 00:25:43,219 --> 00:25:44,719 Cheese sauce. 455 00:25:44,719 --> 00:25:46,719 Cheese sauce. 456 00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:47,719 Cheese sauce. 457 00:25:47,719 --> 00:25:49,219 Cheese sauce, man! 458 00:25:49,219 --> 00:25:50,719 Je-sus, cheese sauce. 459 00:25:50,719 --> 00:25:53,219 What do you know about that? 460 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,219 What do you know about that? 461 00:25:55,719 --> 00:25:57,219 Cheese sauce. 462 00:25:57,219 --> 00:25:59,719 That's funny. 463 00:25:59,719 --> 00:26:02,219 Are we out of drinks yet? 464 00:26:02,219 --> 00:26:04,219 Didn't you guys bring anything? 465 00:26:04,719 --> 00:26:05,719 Nothing to drink. 466 00:26:05,719 --> 00:26:08,219 Well, if we get very desperate-- 467 00:26:08,219 --> 00:26:10,719 Hold on. 468 00:26:10,719 --> 00:26:12,719 Sauce... 469 00:26:12,719 --> 00:26:15,219 Cheese sauce? 470 00:26:18,719 --> 00:26:21,219 I do have my windshield wiper water. 471 00:26:21,719 --> 00:26:22,719 Ugh! 472 00:26:22,719 --> 00:26:23,719 Yuck-o. 473 00:26:23,719 --> 00:26:27,219 I don't think we'll ever get that desperate. 474 00:26:29,719 --> 00:26:31,219 Want some? 475 00:26:31,219 --> 00:26:34,219 Look, guys. Look! 476 00:26:41,219 --> 00:26:42,719 Hey! 477 00:26:42,719 --> 00:26:44,219 Hey! Ho! 478 00:26:44,219 --> 00:26:46,219 Excuse me! 479 00:26:46,219 --> 00:26:47,719 Over here! 480 00:26:47,719 --> 00:26:49,219 Hey! 481 00:26:49,219 --> 00:26:50,719 All right! 482 00:26:50,719 --> 00:26:54,219 What did I say? 483 00:26:54,219 --> 00:26:55,719 Yeah. 484 00:26:55,719 --> 00:26:57,219 Come on. 485 00:26:57,219 --> 00:26:58,179 Finally! 486 00:27:02,219 --> 00:27:03,219 Nice. 487 00:27:04,719 --> 00:27:06,219 [ beep beep ] 488 00:27:12,219 --> 00:27:13,719 Well, well, well, 489 00:27:13,719 --> 00:27:17,719 I think this is your lucky day. 490 00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:19,219 Hi-- 491 00:27:19,719 --> 00:27:21,719 Let me introduce myself. 492 00:27:21,719 --> 00:27:24,719 My name is Lucky Larry Loopin 493 00:27:24,719 --> 00:27:26,719 of Lucky Larry Loopin Enterprises. 494 00:27:27,219 --> 00:27:28,219 Here you go. 495 00:27:28,219 --> 00:27:30,719 Here's one for you. 496 00:27:30,719 --> 00:27:33,219 I understand what you're saying. 497 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,219 We need a lift. 498 00:27:35,219 --> 00:27:37,219 You need that lift 499 00:27:37,219 --> 00:27:40,219 that makes you feel happier. 500 00:27:40,219 --> 00:27:42,719 We got to go to town. 501 00:27:42,719 --> 00:27:46,219 Here you are in the middle of the desert. 502 00:27:46,219 --> 00:27:49,219 You have no money. You have no food. 503 00:27:49,219 --> 00:27:51,219 You could die 504 00:27:51,219 --> 00:27:52,219 in the desert. 505 00:27:52,219 --> 00:27:53,719 What would happen? 506 00:27:53,719 --> 00:27:55,719 The police would show up. 507 00:27:55,719 --> 00:27:57,719 They'd see your body. 508 00:27:57,719 --> 00:28:00,219 They'd go, "Look at that body. 509 00:28:00,219 --> 00:28:02,219 "The hair's a mess. 510 00:28:02,219 --> 00:28:04,219 "They've got lint on their clothes 511 00:28:04,719 --> 00:28:07,219 and spinach in their teeth." 512 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,719 I know what you're gonna ask. 513 00:28:09,719 --> 00:28:12,719 "What can you do to help that? 514 00:28:12,719 --> 00:28:14,719 How can you help me?" 515 00:28:14,719 --> 00:28:17,719 OK, I will introduce to you now 516 00:28:17,719 --> 00:28:20,719 the Lucky Larry Loopin Brush Wizard! 517 00:28:20,719 --> 00:28:22,219 Yes, boys and girls! 518 00:28:22,719 --> 00:28:24,719 The Lucky Larry Loopin Brush Wizard. 519 00:28:24,719 --> 00:28:26,719 What can it do? 520 00:28:26,719 --> 00:28:28,719 We need a ride! 521 00:28:28,719 --> 00:28:31,219 What does it do? Brush Wizards? 522 00:28:31,219 --> 00:28:34,219 If you have a wizard that's dusty, 523 00:28:34,219 --> 00:28:36,219 do you brush it? 524 00:28:36,219 --> 00:28:39,219 It's a lint brush, a toothbrush, a dog brush, 525 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,719 and it's a hairbrush. 526 00:28:42,219 --> 00:28:43,219 He's unbelievable! 527 00:28:43,719 --> 00:28:46,219 I know what you're saying. 528 00:28:46,219 --> 00:28:49,219 "Sure, but a brush that good, 529 00:28:49,719 --> 00:28:53,219 that could cost us $50, $60, $70, maybe $100!" 530 00:28:53,719 --> 00:28:55,719 Yes, I understand. 531 00:28:55,719 --> 00:28:59,719 Now, how can I afford to give it away 532 00:29:00,219 --> 00:29:02,219 for the lowly price of $29.95? 533 00:29:02,219 --> 00:29:03,719 $29.95! 534 00:29:04,219 --> 00:29:06,219 Who is this guy? 535 00:29:06,719 --> 00:29:08,719 I see what you're doing. 536 00:29:08,719 --> 00:29:10,719 I see what you're saying. 537 00:29:10,719 --> 00:29:12,219 OK, OK! 538 00:29:12,219 --> 00:29:14,719 You beat it out of me. 539 00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:17,719 I'm gonna let you rob it from me. 540 00:29:17,719 --> 00:29:22,219 I'm gonna let you take this right off my hands 541 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,219 for... are you ready? 542 00:29:24,219 --> 00:29:25,719 $19.95. 543 00:29:26,219 --> 00:29:28,219 Who knows a bargain 544 00:29:28,219 --> 00:29:30,219 when he sees one? 545 00:29:30,219 --> 00:29:32,219 I'll take one! 546 00:29:32,219 --> 00:29:35,219 Sold to the man with a brain! 547 00:29:35,219 --> 00:29:36,719 Here you go. 548 00:29:36,719 --> 00:29:38,719 I don't have any change, 549 00:29:38,719 --> 00:29:40,719 but I know your face. 550 00:29:40,719 --> 00:29:42,719 I'll meet up with you 551 00:29:42,719 --> 00:29:46,219 and give you the nickel back. 552 00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:48,219 We need a ride, sir. 553 00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:50,719 Can we please have a ride? 554 00:29:50,719 --> 00:29:52,219 I understand, 555 00:29:52,219 --> 00:29:55,219 but you wouldn't buy a brush! 556 00:29:55,219 --> 00:29:56,719 What? 557 00:29:56,719 --> 00:29:58,719 Hey! Hey, wait up, man. 558 00:29:58,719 --> 00:30:01,219 Look, I'm not kidding. 559 00:30:01,219 --> 00:30:04,719 Will you take us to the nearest town? 560 00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:07,719 The brush has a million and one uses! 561 00:30:07,719 --> 00:30:11,719 I can't take you. I don't have a license. 562 00:30:11,719 --> 00:30:12,719 What? 563 00:30:12,719 --> 00:30:14,719 That guys is crazy! 564 00:30:14,719 --> 00:30:16,719 Hey, this is serious! 565 00:30:16,719 --> 00:30:18,719 We're stuck here. 566 00:30:18,719 --> 00:30:21,219 Hey, come here! 567 00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:22,719 What a jerk! 568 00:30:22,719 --> 00:30:24,219 I can't believe this! 569 00:30:24,219 --> 00:30:26,719 I can't even believe 570 00:30:26,719 --> 00:30:29,719 this guy buying a brush from him. 571 00:30:29,719 --> 00:30:31,219 Moron! 572 00:30:31,219 --> 00:30:33,219 I felt sorry for him. 573 00:30:37,719 --> 00:30:40,719 Hey, you guys, what are you doing? 574 00:30:40,719 --> 00:30:43,219 Catch it, catch it! 575 00:30:43,219 --> 00:30:46,219 Whoo! Nice! 576 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:47,719 Good. Lovely. 577 00:30:47,719 --> 00:30:49,219 Come on! 578 00:30:49,219 --> 00:30:51,719 Come here, baby, let me tell you now 579 00:30:52,219 --> 00:30:54,219 I know you, baby, you worry me 580 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:57,219 I'm worried about you, baby 581 00:30:57,219 --> 00:31:00,219 I'm worried about you, baby 582 00:31:00,219 --> 00:31:01,219 I'm worried about you, baby 583 00:31:01,719 --> 00:31:04,719 And I can't hardly sleep at night 584 00:31:10,219 --> 00:31:11,719 Get her, Matt! 585 00:31:12,219 --> 00:31:13,719 Get her! 586 00:31:16,219 --> 00:31:17,719 All right! 587 00:31:17,719 --> 00:31:21,219 I got it! I got it! I got it! 588 00:31:21,219 --> 00:31:22,219 Yeah! 589 00:31:22,719 --> 00:31:24,719 Gave you my money by the five-and-ten 590 00:31:24,719 --> 00:31:26,219 You fool around 591 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:27,219 You just flirtin' with your friend 592 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:30,219 I'm worried about you, baby 593 00:31:30,219 --> 00:31:32,219 I'm worried about you, baby 594 00:32:37,219 --> 00:32:40,219 I have to go to the bathroom. 595 00:32:40,219 --> 00:32:42,219 Look, I've got an idea. 596 00:32:42,719 --> 00:32:45,219 Will you guys do me a favor? 597 00:32:45,219 --> 00:32:48,219 Face that way, and don't turn around. 598 00:32:48,219 --> 00:32:50,719 I'll be back in a minute. 599 00:32:52,719 --> 00:32:54,219 Don't peek! 600 00:32:57,719 --> 00:33:00,219 Eddie, I think she's really gay. 601 00:33:00,219 --> 00:33:03,219 No, man. I think she's just bi. 602 00:33:03,219 --> 00:33:06,219 I think it's our duty as men 603 00:33:06,219 --> 00:33:09,219 to point this girl in the right direction. 604 00:33:09,219 --> 00:33:10,719 What if somebody 605 00:33:10,719 --> 00:33:13,719 tried to get you to be gay? 606 00:33:13,719 --> 00:33:15,719 That could never happen. 607 00:33:15,719 --> 00:33:17,219 It's not natural 608 00:33:17,219 --> 00:33:20,219 to turn someone from straight to gay. 609 00:33:20,219 --> 00:33:22,219 But it is natural 610 00:33:22,219 --> 00:33:25,219 to turn someone from gay to straight, 611 00:33:25,219 --> 00:33:27,219 especially if it's a woman. 612 00:33:27,219 --> 00:33:28,719 Are you sure? 613 00:33:28,719 --> 00:33:29,719 Um-hmm. 614 00:33:29,719 --> 00:33:31,219 OK, I'm done! 615 00:33:31,219 --> 00:33:34,219 I just meant she is what she is, 616 00:33:34,219 --> 00:33:37,219 and we shouldn't try to change her. 617 00:33:37,219 --> 00:33:40,219 We'll see. We'll see. 618 00:33:46,219 --> 00:33:48,219 It's too hot out here. 619 00:33:48,219 --> 00:33:51,219 I hope we don't die of heatstroke. 620 00:33:51,219 --> 00:33:53,719 Another car will be by soon. 621 00:33:53,719 --> 00:33:56,219 How long have we been here? 622 00:33:56,719 --> 00:33:57,719 Seven hours. 623 00:33:57,719 --> 00:33:59,719 Maybe we should start walking. 624 00:33:59,719 --> 00:34:01,219 Good idea. 625 00:34:01,219 --> 00:34:04,219 If we started walking seven hours ago, 626 00:34:04,219 --> 00:34:05,719 we'd be someplace. 627 00:34:05,719 --> 00:34:07,719 If we started walking then, 628 00:34:07,719 --> 00:34:09,719 we'd be dead now. 629 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,719 Who knew no one was decent enough 630 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,719 to give a lift to three fellow humans? 631 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,719 How come nobody's given us a ride? 632 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,719 With all the weirdos around, 633 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,719 I wouldn't give us a ride either. 634 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,219 You wouldn't give us a ride? 635 00:34:26,219 --> 00:34:28,719 No. You can't be too careful. 636 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,219 If you had been more careful, 637 00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:33,719 we wouldn't be in this mess. 638 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,719 Me? Me be more careful? 639 00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,719 Who knocked my glasses off? 640 00:34:38,219 --> 00:34:40,719 You had to have the perfect hair 641 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,719 in the middle of nowhere. 642 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,719 He thought we were gonna 643 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,219 run into somebody in the desert. 644 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:49,719 My hair is important to me. 645 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,719 Yeah, ranks up there 646 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,219 with the threat of nuclear war. 647 00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:58,219 Very funny. It takes two cars to make a crash. 648 00:34:58,219 --> 00:35:01,219 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 649 00:35:01,219 --> 00:35:03,719 Without you, there wouldn't have been 650 00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,719 another car to crash into. 651 00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,719 That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day. 652 00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,219 If you'd stayed in your own goddman lane, 653 00:35:12,219 --> 00:35:15,219 there could have been 100 other cars 654 00:35:15,219 --> 00:35:17,219 and no accident. 655 00:35:17,219 --> 00:35:19,219 You weren't paying attention. 656 00:35:19,219 --> 00:35:21,719 You only had one car to avoid. 657 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:25,219 I happen to be a very careful driver. 658 00:35:25,219 --> 00:35:27,219 Matt, you have no respect 659 00:35:27,219 --> 00:35:28,719 for individuality. 660 00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,719 Keep it up. You'll never convert her. 661 00:35:32,219 --> 00:35:34,719 Convert me? That's a laugh. 662 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,219 You're just mad because you caused 663 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,219 this whole mess. 664 00:35:39,219 --> 00:35:41,719 God, I have such a headache! 665 00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,219 You blaming me? 666 00:35:43,219 --> 00:35:45,219 Everything else is your fault. 667 00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,719 Lou Gehrig's disease is my fault, too? 668 00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,219 Your razor-sharp wit is unparalleled, Matt. 669 00:35:52,219 --> 00:35:54,219 Why don't you shut up, Matt? 670 00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:57,219 God, I feel sorry for California women! 671 00:35:57,219 --> 00:35:59,219 I'm a sensitive guy! 672 00:35:59,219 --> 00:36:00,719 Schmuchface! 673 00:36:01,219 --> 00:36:01,719 Dork! 674 00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,219 Weasel! 675 00:36:03,219 --> 00:36:04,719 Cold fish! 676 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,719 Shut up, you stupid idiots! 677 00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,219 You shut up! 678 00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:58,219 Odds are we're going to be out here for a while... 679 00:37:03,219 --> 00:37:06,219 So why don't we stop all this silliness, OK? 680 00:37:11,219 --> 00:37:12,719 Come on, guys. 681 00:37:13,219 --> 00:37:15,219 This is ridiculous! 682 00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:30,469 OK. 683 00:37:31,219 --> 00:37:33,719 Don't say I didn't try. 684 00:37:37,219 --> 00:37:39,219 Cheese sauce! 685 00:37:39,219 --> 00:37:42,719 [ laughter ] 686 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,719 I was 12, and she was 16. 687 00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,719 I was the first one of my friends 688 00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,719 to have any sort of physical encounter. 689 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,719 That was the last encounter I had 690 00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,719 until I was 19. 691 00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,219 All my friends passed me up. 692 00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:43,219 You were not the first. 693 00:38:43,219 --> 00:38:47,719 I kissed Rose Temple on the lips when I was 10. 694 00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,719 Big deal! I touched nipple. 695 00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,219 Do either of you have girlfriends? 696 00:38:52,219 --> 00:38:53,719 What are those? 697 00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,219 Two good-looking guys like you? 698 00:38:56,219 --> 00:38:58,719 Things will be different in LA. 699 00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,719 California girls are just begging for it, huh? 700 00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,219 Most of them are, yeah. 701 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,719 Are you guys virgins? 702 00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:09,719 - Virgins? - Virgins? 703 00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:13,219 Does this look like the face of a virgin? 704 00:39:13,219 --> 00:39:16,719 It looks like the face of a dork. 705 00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:20,219 That's funny, Matt. That's real funny. 706 00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:23,719 Why don't you tell me about your first time? 707 00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,719 Come on, you nonvirgins. 708 00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:28,719 Go ahead, Matt. 709 00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:30,719 I was with Lisa Burger. 710 00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,219 You remember Lisa? 711 00:39:33,219 --> 00:39:34,719 Buck teeth. 712 00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:35,719 Ugh. 713 00:39:37,219 --> 00:39:40,219 Yeah. She did have rather large teeth. 714 00:39:40,219 --> 00:39:42,719 We went on this lousy date. 715 00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,719 Didn't say two words to each other. 716 00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,219 I almost felt sorry for her. 717 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,219 When I took her home, 718 00:39:50,219 --> 00:39:54,219 I attempted to give her a kiss on the forehead. 719 00:39:54,219 --> 00:39:57,719 She throws me on the couch and attacks me. 720 00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,219 Oh, my God! 721 00:39:59,219 --> 00:40:02,719 I couldn't believe from behind those glasses 722 00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,719 beat the heart of a jungle beast. 723 00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,719 My first time was great! 724 00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,219 I was, like, 15 years old. 725 00:40:10,219 --> 00:40:14,719 My dad took me with him to Chicago for this convention. 726 00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,219 He had to go to Seminars. 727 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,719 I didn't have anything to do. 728 00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:23,219 I was wandering around, and I met this girl. 729 00:40:23,219 --> 00:40:25,719 Really, a woman, actually... 730 00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,719 I looked old for my age, and she digged me. 731 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,219 We spent the whole day and night hanging around. 732 00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,219 It started to get late. 733 00:40:35,219 --> 00:40:39,219 She asked me if I wanted to go upstairs, 734 00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:41,719 so we got in this elevator. 735 00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,719 It was one of those glass elevators. 736 00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:48,719 We got in it, and we started going up. 737 00:40:49,219 --> 00:40:51,219 She pushed the stop button 738 00:40:51,219 --> 00:40:54,719 between the 81st and the 82nd floor. 739 00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,719 And right there 740 00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,719 she ripped off her clothes. 741 00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:03,219 I took off mine, and we did it in the elevator. 742 00:41:03,219 --> 00:41:04,719 It was unbelievable. 743 00:41:05,219 --> 00:41:06,219 Wait a minute, Eddie. 744 00:41:06,219 --> 00:41:08,719 You told me your first time 745 00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:10,219 was with Stacy Neill 746 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,719 in your dad's plumbing truck. 747 00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:16,719 That was the first time with someone my own age, 748 00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:21,219 but the chick in Chicago was my real first time. 749 00:41:21,219 --> 00:41:25,219 I don't know. That sounds pretty dramatic, Eddie. 750 00:41:25,219 --> 00:41:29,219 Why don't you tell us about your first time? 751 00:41:29,219 --> 00:41:32,219 This close friend of mine and I 752 00:41:32,219 --> 00:41:34,719 were up late talking one night. 753 00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,719 We been last friends for a long time. 754 00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:39,719 The more we talked, 755 00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:45,719 the closer we seemed to be drawn to each other. 756 00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:49,219 We just kept talking. 757 00:41:49,219 --> 00:41:50,719 Pretty soon, 758 00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:54,219 there was nothing left to be said, 759 00:41:54,219 --> 00:41:56,719 so we kissed. 760 00:41:59,219 --> 00:42:02,719 The rest, as they say, is history. 761 00:42:06,219 --> 00:42:07,719 That's it? 762 00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,219 That's it. 763 00:42:09,219 --> 00:42:11,219 Was that Rachel? 764 00:42:11,219 --> 00:42:13,219 No. That was somebody different. 765 00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,719 Where is she now? 766 00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,219 She died. 767 00:42:18,219 --> 00:42:19,219 Sorry. 768 00:42:19,219 --> 00:42:22,719 That's OK. It happened a long time ago. 769 00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,719 It was a car accident. 770 00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,719 Do you miss her? 771 00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,219 No, Matt. 772 00:42:28,219 --> 00:42:30,719 She's, like, thrilled that she's dead. 773 00:42:31,219 --> 00:42:33,719 She was the first person in my life 774 00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:37,219 that I was close to that ever died. 775 00:42:39,219 --> 00:42:41,719 You know, I believe in reincarnation. 776 00:42:42,219 --> 00:42:45,219 What do you want to come back as? 777 00:42:45,219 --> 00:42:47,219 A porno star. 778 00:42:47,219 --> 00:42:51,719 I don't want to come back as a porno star, OK? 779 00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:55,719 I want to come back as a lion! Huhh! 780 00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,719 I want to come back as Elvis. 781 00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,719 I want to come back as the king. 782 00:43:03,219 --> 00:43:04,719 What about you? 783 00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,719 What do you want to come back as? 784 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,219 A bug. 785 00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:11,219 Any kind of bug. 786 00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,219 A bug? 787 00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,719 I've always wanted to have an exoskeleton. 788 00:43:29,219 --> 00:43:33,219 How long have you two known each other, anyway? 789 00:43:33,219 --> 00:43:35,219 Since nursery school. 790 00:43:35,219 --> 00:43:36,719 Wow! 791 00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,719 God, I haven't kept up 792 00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,219 with any of my childhood friends. 793 00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:43,219 It's kind of nice. 794 00:43:43,219 --> 00:43:45,219 You guys seem so different. 795 00:43:45,219 --> 00:43:48,219 It doesn't seem like you'd be best friends. 796 00:43:48,219 --> 00:43:51,219 It's kind of funny how that works out. 797 00:43:51,219 --> 00:43:54,719 For a few years during high school, 798 00:43:55,219 --> 00:43:57,719 we weren't as close as before and after. 799 00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:00,719 Eddie was into sports. I was into music. 800 00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,219 We still found that common ground 801 00:44:03,219 --> 00:44:05,219 that we had always shared. 802 00:44:05,219 --> 00:44:06,719 In elementary school 803 00:44:07,219 --> 00:44:09,719 we used to hang out a lot together. 804 00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,719 I don't know, we were skateboarding, 805 00:44:13,219 --> 00:44:14,719 and we built forts and stuff. 806 00:44:15,219 --> 00:44:18,719 But then we got to junior high and high school. 807 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,719 You guys went to camp, didn't you? 808 00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:43,719 Yeah. 809 00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,219 Camp rufflefeather. 810 00:44:45,219 --> 00:44:48,719 Did you sit around telling ghost stories? 811 00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:50,219 Oh, yeah. 812 00:44:50,219 --> 00:44:53,219 Matt! Matt tells the best ghost stories. 813 00:44:53,219 --> 00:44:54,719 Oh, really? 814 00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:55,719 Yeah. 815 00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:57,719 Tell the one about 816 00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,719 that pirate with the things hanging from his eyes. 817 00:45:01,219 --> 00:45:02,219 No. 818 00:45:02,219 --> 00:45:03,219 Yes! 819 00:45:03,219 --> 00:45:05,719 No. I've got a better one. 820 00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,219 You got one? 821 00:45:07,219 --> 00:45:08,219 Yeah. 822 00:45:08,219 --> 00:45:11,219 He tells the best ghost stories. 823 00:45:11,219 --> 00:45:14,219 I love ghost stories. 824 00:45:14,219 --> 00:45:16,719 It was on a night... 825 00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:20,719 much like this one-- 826 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:26,719 still, silent, foreboding. 827 00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,219 A heavy fog rolled in from the horizon, 828 00:45:31,219 --> 00:45:33,719 cheating an eerie blanket of mystery 829 00:45:34,219 --> 00:45:35,719 over the desert sand. 830 00:45:36,219 --> 00:45:38,219 Two scared and misdirected hitchhikers, 831 00:45:38,219 --> 00:45:40,719 Let's call them Brad and Lional, 832 00:45:41,219 --> 00:45:46,219 wandered aimlessly in search of shelter. 833 00:45:48,219 --> 00:45:50,719 Suddenly, from out of the black, 834 00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:52,719 they spotted two tiny headlights 835 00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,719 coming toward them like deep, piercing eyes. 836 00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,219 They got closer and closer. 837 00:45:58,219 --> 00:46:01,219 It seemed their long and frantic journey 838 00:46:01,219 --> 00:46:03,719 was nearing its end, until... 839 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:05,719 the car stopped. 840 00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:09,719 Brad and Lional peered into the waiting car. 841 00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,219 Suddently, their hearts beat in their throats, 842 00:46:13,219 --> 00:46:16,219 and the blood rushed from their faces 843 00:46:16,219 --> 00:46:19,719 because there was no driver! 844 00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:21,719 Ooh, in a flash of memory, 845 00:46:22,219 --> 00:46:24,719 they were reminded of the words 846 00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,719 of an old prospector they'd found dying 847 00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:29,219 earlier that evening. 848 00:46:29,219 --> 00:46:30,539 Uuuh, oooh. 849 00:46:34,219 --> 00:46:39,719 Beware... beware of the lonesome wanderers. 850 00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,719 Ah, yes. The Lonesome Wanderers. 851 00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,719 The lost souls of those who died 852 00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,719 at the cruel hand of the desert. 853 00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,719 They who wander the sandy dunes at night 854 00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:55,219 in search of hapless victims 855 00:46:55,219 --> 00:47:00,219 to join their eerie club of Nomads. 856 00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,219 Just then, as Brad and Lionel 857 00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:11,219 were immobilized with fear, 858 00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:15,219 dozens of gnawed and decomposed hands 859 00:47:15,219 --> 00:47:19,219 made their way up from beneath the desert floor 860 00:47:19,219 --> 00:47:21,219 and reached skyward. 861 00:47:21,219 --> 00:47:24,719 Their rancid, decomposed bodies 862 00:47:25,219 --> 00:47:27,719 freed themselves from their sandy tombs. 863 00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:34,219 Brad and Lionel had no means of escape! 864 00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,719 Surrounded by the hungry undead... 865 00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,719 they saw their fate in the hands 866 00:47:43,219 --> 00:47:46,719 of these bloodthirsty, vengeful souls. 867 00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,719 Ha ha ha ha! 868 00:47:51,219 --> 00:47:52,719 Clawing at them! 869 00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:56,719 Aah! 870 00:47:58,719 --> 00:47:59,719 Aah! 871 00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:00,719 Aah! 872 00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:05,219 I wasn't scared. 873 00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:06,719 Oh, no! 874 00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:08,719 Ha ha! She wasn't scared. 875 00:48:11,219 --> 00:48:13,219 Way to go, man! 876 00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,719 Ahhhhh 877 00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,719 Ahhhhh 878 00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:30,219 Ahhhhh 879 00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:42,219 I don't have plans and schemes 880 00:48:42,219 --> 00:48:49,219 And I don't have hopes and dreams 881 00:48:49,219 --> 00:48:50,469 I don't have anything 882 00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:59,219 Since I don't have you 883 00:48:59,219 --> 00:48:59,939 May I? 884 00:49:01,219 --> 00:49:03,219 By all means. 885 00:49:03,219 --> 00:49:08,219 I don't have fond desires 886 00:49:08,219 --> 00:49:14,719 And I don't have happy hours 887 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:15,969 I don't have anything 888 00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:28,219 Since I don't have you 889 00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:33,219 I don't have happiness 890 00:49:33,219 --> 00:49:35,219 And I guess 891 00:49:35,219 --> 00:49:41,719 I never will ever again 892 00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,719 When you walked out on me... 893 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:50,719 William... 894 00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:56,219 looks like your wife has grown to be old and fat. 895 00:49:56,219 --> 00:49:58,219 Ha ha ha! 896 00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,219 Henry... 897 00:50:05,219 --> 00:50:08,219 The years sure haven't been kind to your wife. 898 00:50:08,219 --> 00:50:10,219 Look at her! 899 00:50:10,219 --> 00:50:13,219 Look how ugly she is! 900 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,719 And Edward... 901 00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,219 I'm disappointed in you. 902 00:50:18,219 --> 00:50:21,719 Your wife is the ugliest of all. 903 00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:24,439 But... 904 00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,719 not my Tuesday. 905 00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:33,719 She's as beauitful now as the day I married her. 906 00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:36,219 Isn't that right, darling? 907 00:50:39,219 --> 00:50:42,219 That's right, sweetheart. 908 00:50:42,219 --> 00:50:46,219 Not only has she remained a vision to work at, 909 00:50:46,219 --> 00:50:48,719 but she still satisfies me 910 00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:53,219 in more ways than I could have ever hoped for. 911 00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,719 Let me show you. 912 00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,219 Ooh! 913 00:51:07,219 --> 00:51:08,219 Ahh! 914 00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,719 I don't have... 915 00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,219 Tuesday... 916 00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:04,719 I don't want you to think I don't understand 917 00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,719 and accept you the way you are, 918 00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,719 but I still can't help finding you wildly attractive. 919 00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,219 That's very sweet, Matt. 920 00:52:14,219 --> 00:52:15,059 Thanks. 921 00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:19,319 You, you, you, you, you, you 922 00:52:27,219 --> 00:52:34,719 You, you, you, you, you, you 923 00:54:43,219 --> 00:54:46,719 There are more stars in the universe 924 00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,719 than gins of sand in the Earth. 925 00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,719 Where did you hear that? 926 00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,219 It's the only thing I remember 927 00:54:54,219 --> 00:54:57,219 from my junior high school science class. 928 00:54:57,219 --> 00:54:59,219 I guess that makes sense 929 00:54:59,219 --> 00:55:02,719 when you think about the fact 930 00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:05,219 that the universe is infinite. 931 00:55:10,783 --> 00:55:14,283 Makes you feel kind of small, doesn't it? 932 00:55:14,283 --> 00:55:17,283 Like one of those grains of sand. 933 00:55:17,283 --> 00:55:18,783 What is this? 934 00:55:18,783 --> 00:55:21,283 The Goddmaned Breakfast Club? 935 00:55:21,283 --> 00:55:24,283 Don't you two see what's happening here? 936 00:55:24,283 --> 00:55:26,283 We're all dying! 937 00:55:26,283 --> 00:55:28,283 We're all slowly dying! 938 00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:31,283 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 939 00:55:32,283 --> 00:55:34,283 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 940 00:55:34,283 --> 00:55:37,283 How can you talk about feeling insignificant 941 00:55:37,283 --> 00:55:41,283 while we're out here being fried like... chickens! 942 00:55:41,283 --> 00:55:43,283 Oh, my God! 943 00:55:43,283 --> 00:55:45,283 Matt, calm down. 944 00:55:46,783 --> 00:55:48,783 There's no cars coming. 945 00:55:48,783 --> 00:55:50,783 There's no food or water. 946 00:55:50,783 --> 00:55:52,283 There's no escape! 947 00:55:53,783 --> 00:55:55,283 We're doomed. 948 00:56:00,783 --> 00:56:03,283 I can't breathe. I can't breathe. 949 00:56:03,283 --> 00:56:06,283 Is the air too thin up here? 950 00:56:06,283 --> 00:56:08,283 How high up are we? 951 00:56:08,283 --> 00:56:10,283 Matt, we're at sea level. 952 00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:13,783 Jesus! This desert dust is in my lungs. 953 00:56:13,783 --> 00:56:17,283 I can't breathe. I'm so hot and thirsty. 954 00:56:17,283 --> 00:56:19,783 Should we do something about this? 955 00:56:19,783 --> 00:56:21,783 He's always been like this. 956 00:56:21,783 --> 00:56:24,783 Once we were locked in a K-Mart overnight. 957 00:56:24,783 --> 00:56:26,783 I'm dehydrating! I'm dehydrating! 958 00:56:26,783 --> 00:56:28,783 Oh, my God! 959 00:56:28,783 --> 00:56:32,783 We're going to have to drink our own pee! 960 00:56:32,783 --> 00:56:34,283 That's it! 961 00:56:34,283 --> 00:56:37,283 I gotta make a run for it. 962 00:56:37,283 --> 00:56:40,283 I gotta get to the nearest town. 963 00:56:40,283 --> 00:56:43,283 I can't sit here waiting to die, 964 00:56:43,283 --> 00:56:45,283 waiting to become dinner 965 00:56:45,283 --> 00:56:47,283 for some group of hungry... buzzards! 966 00:56:48,783 --> 00:56:50,783 Do you see any buzzards? 967 00:56:50,783 --> 00:56:53,283 Matt, there are no buzzards here. 968 00:56:53,283 --> 00:56:55,283 You are so stupid! 969 00:56:55,283 --> 00:56:56,783 Don't you know? 970 00:56:56,783 --> 00:56:59,783 They flock to the scent of dead meat. 971 00:56:59,783 --> 00:57:02,783 Sure. Sure. You don't see any now. 972 00:57:02,783 --> 00:57:05,283 Just wait. Wait till we're dead. 973 00:57:05,283 --> 00:57:07,283 You'll see. I'm going. 974 00:57:07,283 --> 00:57:10,283 I'm not going to be a sitting duck 975 00:57:10,283 --> 00:57:13,783 to the vicious hand of the desert elements. 976 00:57:13,783 --> 00:57:16,283 I'm going. I'm no ding-a-ling. 977 00:57:16,283 --> 00:57:20,783 Not me! Run! Stay indoors! 978 00:57:20,783 --> 00:57:22,783 Don't go out! 979 00:57:22,783 --> 00:57:24,783 Run for your lives! 980 00:57:24,783 --> 00:57:27,283 Aah! Aah! 981 00:57:27,283 --> 00:57:28,723 Go! Go! Aah! 982 00:58:02,783 --> 00:58:05,783 We're in the middle of nowhere! 983 00:58:10,283 --> 00:58:11,783 Is he dead? 984 00:58:11,783 --> 00:58:15,783 I think he only has a few second left. 985 00:58:15,783 --> 00:58:18,783 I never thought it would happen like this. 986 00:58:18,783 --> 00:58:21,783 We've been friends for so long, 987 00:58:21,783 --> 00:58:24,783 I thought he'd choke on a candy bar 988 00:58:24,783 --> 00:58:27,283 or get his arms chopped off, 989 00:58:27,283 --> 00:58:29,283 but never like this. 990 00:58:29,283 --> 00:58:32,283 I think I know what might help. 991 00:58:32,283 --> 00:58:33,783 Eddie... 992 00:58:33,783 --> 00:58:35,783 go wait by the car. 993 00:58:37,283 --> 00:58:39,283 You're a good friend. 994 00:58:41,283 --> 00:58:42,783 Hang on, Matt. 995 00:58:42,783 --> 00:58:45,783 I have just what the doctor ordered. 996 01:00:01,863 --> 01:00:03,363 Matt, get up. 997 01:00:03,363 --> 01:00:04,863 Are you OK? 998 01:00:04,863 --> 01:00:07,363 We're in the middle of nowhere. 999 01:00:07,363 --> 01:00:08,863 We know, Matt. 1000 01:00:08,863 --> 01:00:10,863 I gotta sit down. 1001 01:00:13,363 --> 01:00:14,113 Uh! 1002 01:00:23,363 --> 01:00:25,363 I need to sit down. 1003 01:00:47,863 --> 01:00:48,863 Batman. 1004 01:00:48,863 --> 01:00:50,363 Don't hurt him. 1005 01:01:09,363 --> 01:01:10,863 Hey, you guys, 1006 01:01:10,863 --> 01:01:13,863 I think I'm going to be all right. 1007 01:01:16,363 --> 01:01:17,863 I'm hungry. 1008 01:01:28,863 --> 01:01:30,863 Hey, I got an idea. 1009 01:01:33,363 --> 01:01:34,863 Be careful, Batman. 1010 01:01:38,363 --> 01:01:39,863 Hurry up, Batman. 1011 01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:41,863 The Riddler's getting away. 1012 01:01:41,863 --> 01:01:43,863 Batman, to the Batpoles. 1013 01:01:43,863 --> 01:01:45,863 Batman, get up. 1014 01:01:51,363 --> 01:01:52,863 OK, come on. 1015 01:01:52,863 --> 01:01:53,863 Matt? 1016 01:01:53,863 --> 01:01:54,863 What? 1017 01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:57,863 You know what I'd kill for? 1018 01:01:57,863 --> 01:01:59,863 Captain crunch with crunchberries. 1019 01:02:00,363 --> 01:02:01,363 Remember? 1020 01:02:01,363 --> 01:02:03,363 Apple jacks are my favorite. 1021 01:02:03,363 --> 01:02:04,863 Apple jacks. 1022 01:02:04,863 --> 01:02:07,363 I haven't eaten those sugar cereals 1023 01:02:07,363 --> 01:02:08,363 Since I was about 10. 1024 01:02:08,363 --> 01:02:11,363 Here, let me take some. 1025 01:02:11,363 --> 01:02:13,863 You gotta promise to be careful. 1026 01:02:13,863 --> 01:02:16,863 I wouldn't let him do it, Tuesday. 1027 01:02:16,863 --> 01:02:18,863 Just be careful, OK? 1028 01:02:18,863 --> 01:02:19,863 OK. 1029 01:02:19,863 --> 01:02:21,863 Put this over your head. 1030 01:02:23,363 --> 01:02:24,113 OK. 1031 01:02:25,363 --> 01:02:27,363 OK. No. Focus here. 1032 01:02:27,363 --> 01:02:28,863 OK. Focus here. 1033 01:02:28,863 --> 01:02:30,363 Careful, Matt. 1034 01:02:30,363 --> 01:02:32,863 Matt, focus here, and push this. 1035 01:02:33,363 --> 01:02:35,863 OK. OK. I got it now. 1036 01:02:35,863 --> 01:02:37,863 Come here. Come here. 1037 01:02:37,863 --> 01:02:39,363 Argh! 1038 01:02:39,363 --> 01:02:41,363 Here we go. Ready? 1039 01:02:42,863 --> 01:02:44,863 That's a good one. 1040 01:02:44,863 --> 01:02:47,863 You sure you know how to do that? 1041 01:02:47,863 --> 01:02:49,863 Go over there. 1042 01:02:49,863 --> 01:02:50,863 OK. 1043 01:02:50,863 --> 01:02:52,363 Wait a second. 1044 01:02:53,863 --> 01:02:54,863 Smile. 1045 01:02:54,863 --> 01:02:56,363 Say cheese. 1046 01:02:56,363 --> 01:02:57,863 Very nice. 1047 01:02:57,863 --> 01:02:58,863 Cheese! 1048 01:03:00,363 --> 01:03:02,363 Am I in there? 1049 01:03:02,363 --> 01:03:03,863 Don't worry. 1050 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:05,363 Unbelievable! 1051 01:03:14,863 --> 01:03:17,363 OK, you guys, say cocoa puffs. 1052 01:03:17,363 --> 01:03:19,863 One, two, three... 1053 01:03:19,863 --> 01:03:21,863 Cocoa puffs! 1054 01:03:31,363 --> 01:03:33,863 This stuff is really good, Tuesday. 1055 01:03:33,863 --> 01:03:35,363 Really good. 1056 01:03:35,363 --> 01:03:36,863 Thank you. 1057 01:03:36,863 --> 01:03:38,363 You develop it? 1058 01:03:38,363 --> 01:03:39,363 Um-hmm. 1059 01:03:44,363 --> 01:03:45,363 Whoa! 1060 01:03:45,863 --> 01:03:46,863 Whoa! Who's this? 1061 01:03:47,363 --> 01:03:48,863 That's Rachel. 1062 01:03:48,863 --> 01:03:49,863 Really? 1063 01:03:49,863 --> 01:03:51,863 Looks like a nice girl. 1064 01:03:51,863 --> 01:03:53,363 Yeah. She's terrific. 1065 01:03:53,363 --> 01:03:56,363 Too bad you'll never see her again. 1066 01:03:56,363 --> 01:03:59,863 Matt, we have to keep a positive attitude. 1067 01:03:59,863 --> 01:04:04,863 OK, OK. I positively think we'll be dead by nightfall. 1068 01:04:05,363 --> 01:04:08,363 That's not exactly what I meant, Matthew. 1069 01:04:08,863 --> 01:04:11,363 There's no way we'll die here. 1070 01:04:11,363 --> 01:04:13,363 I refuse to die a virgin. 1071 01:04:13,363 --> 01:04:14,203 A what? 1072 01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:29,363 Did you say... a virgin? 1073 01:04:29,363 --> 01:04:32,863 No, no, no, no. That's not what I said. 1074 01:04:32,863 --> 01:04:35,363 Tuesday, he doesn't want to die a virgin. 1075 01:04:35,863 --> 01:04:40,363 A virgin like in never-having-had-sex type of virgin? 1076 01:04:40,363 --> 01:04:43,363 That's not at all what I meant. 1077 01:04:43,363 --> 01:04:45,863 What about the glass elevator woman, Eddie? 1078 01:04:46,363 --> 01:04:49,363 And Stacy Neill in your Dad's truck? 1079 01:04:49,363 --> 01:04:52,363 And Michelle Krendall and the midnight hay ride? 1080 01:04:52,363 --> 01:04:55,363 And Samantha Revis, the human sex machine? 1081 01:04:55,363 --> 01:04:58,363 Oh, and Mrs. Landower, whose home you wrecked? 1082 01:04:58,363 --> 01:05:00,363 I was kidding. 1083 01:05:01,363 --> 01:05:04,363 Do I look like a virgin to you? 1084 01:05:06,863 --> 01:05:07,363 Yes! 1085 01:05:07,863 --> 01:05:09,363 Yes! 1086 01:05:10,363 --> 01:05:11,863 All right! All right! 1087 01:05:11,863 --> 01:05:14,863 So I'm a virgin. Big deal. 1088 01:05:14,863 --> 01:05:16,863 Crucify me, why don't you? 1089 01:05:22,863 --> 01:05:26,363 Eddie's a virgin. Eddie's a virgin. 1090 01:05:26,363 --> 01:05:29,863 Eddie's a virgin. Eddie's a virgin. 1091 01:05:29,863 --> 01:05:33,363 Eddie's a virgin. Eddie's a virgin. 1092 01:05:33,363 --> 01:05:36,863 Eddie's a virgin. Eddie's a virgin. 1093 01:05:36,863 --> 01:05:39,363 Just shut up, all right! 1094 01:05:39,363 --> 01:05:40,863 Shut up! 1095 01:05:43,363 --> 01:05:45,863 Don't get your feathers ruffled. 1096 01:05:45,863 --> 01:05:47,863 We were only kidding. 1097 01:05:47,863 --> 01:05:49,863 It's no big deal. 1098 01:05:49,863 --> 01:05:51,863 Eddie, we don't care. 1099 01:05:51,863 --> 01:05:53,863 I'm practically a virgin myself. 1100 01:06:05,863 --> 01:06:07,363 Eddie... 1101 01:06:09,363 --> 01:06:10,863 Let me ask you something. 1102 01:06:11,363 --> 01:06:14,363 I don't want to talk about it. 1103 01:06:15,863 --> 01:06:18,863 A relationship between man and woman 1104 01:06:18,863 --> 01:06:20,363 is not based-- 1105 01:06:20,363 --> 01:06:22,863 What do you know about relationships? 1106 01:06:22,863 --> 01:06:24,363 You're a lesbian. 1107 01:06:24,363 --> 01:06:26,363 I'm also a woman. 1108 01:06:26,363 --> 01:06:27,863 Big deal. 1109 01:06:29,363 --> 01:06:31,363 Look, sex... 1110 01:06:32,863 --> 01:06:34,363 Sex is easy. 1111 01:06:34,363 --> 01:06:36,863 Anybody can do it. 1112 01:06:38,863 --> 01:06:44,863 Without friendship and trust and love... 1113 01:06:46,363 --> 01:06:48,363 sex means nothing. 1114 01:06:50,363 --> 01:06:53,363 You might as well be out shoveling snow. 1115 01:06:53,363 --> 01:06:55,863 It's easy for you to say. 1116 01:06:55,863 --> 01:06:58,363 You've done it hundreds of times. 1117 01:06:58,363 --> 01:07:00,363 I haven't done it once. 1118 01:07:00,363 --> 01:07:03,363 The number of times one's had sex 1119 01:07:03,363 --> 01:07:05,363 doth not a man make. 1120 01:07:06,863 --> 01:07:08,863 Men and their egos. 1121 01:07:08,863 --> 01:07:11,363 I mean, why do you feel inadequate 1122 01:07:11,863 --> 01:07:15,363 just because you than man conquered every woman. 1123 01:07:15,363 --> 01:07:17,863 I feel that it's very nice 1124 01:07:17,863 --> 01:07:22,363 than a man doesn't feel like he's got to conquer women 1125 01:07:22,363 --> 01:07:24,363 ot feel like a man. 1126 01:07:24,363 --> 01:07:25,863 You do? 1127 01:07:25,863 --> 01:07:27,363 Yeah, I do. 1128 01:07:27,363 --> 01:07:31,863 I guarantee you all the girls California woman you run across 1129 01:07:31,863 --> 01:07:33,863 will feel the same way. 1130 01:07:33,863 --> 01:07:35,863 You really think so? 1131 01:07:35,863 --> 01:07:37,863 Yes, I really think so. 1132 01:07:39,363 --> 01:07:41,363 I'll tell you something. 1133 01:07:41,363 --> 01:07:43,863 Women want to be respect. 1134 01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:48,863 I mean, who wants to feel used? 1135 01:07:48,863 --> 01:07:50,863 It's not a nice feeling. 1136 01:07:53,363 --> 01:07:56,363 After all, you're not out hunting lions. 1137 01:07:56,363 --> 01:07:57,363 Yeah. 1138 01:07:57,363 --> 01:07:59,363 You're trying to build relationships. 1139 01:07:59,363 --> 01:08:00,863 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1140 01:08:03,863 --> 01:08:04,863 Thanks. 1141 01:08:06,363 --> 01:08:07,863 Sure. 1142 01:08:07,863 --> 01:08:12,363 By the way, I haven't done it hundreds of times, OK? 1143 01:08:12,363 --> 01:08:13,863 Sorry. 1144 01:08:17,863 --> 01:08:18,863 Thanks. 1145 01:08:18,863 --> 01:08:19,863 Sure. 1146 01:08:21,363 --> 01:08:24,363 Hey, you guys, there's a car coming. 1147 01:08:41,363 --> 01:08:46,863 Up and down, and outta luck on highway 94 1148 01:08:46,863 --> 01:08:49,863 The truck's a heap, no food, no sleep 1149 01:08:49,863 --> 01:08:52,363 I can't bear this no more 1150 01:09:04,363 --> 01:09:06,363 You stuck? 1151 01:09:06,363 --> 01:09:07,363 Yeah. 1152 01:09:07,363 --> 01:09:08,363 Yeah. 1153 01:09:08,363 --> 01:09:09,863 Since yesterday afternoon. 1154 01:09:09,863 --> 01:09:11,863 Yesterday afternoon, huh? 1155 01:09:11,863 --> 01:09:16,363 You two guys been stuck out here all night with her? 1156 01:09:16,363 --> 01:09:17,363 Yeah. 1157 01:09:17,363 --> 01:09:21,363 Lady, I'd drink your bath water. 1158 01:09:24,363 --> 01:09:24,863 Hey! 1159 01:09:25,363 --> 01:09:26,363 Hey! 1160 01:09:26,363 --> 01:09:27,863 Hey! 1161 01:09:27,863 --> 01:09:28,863 Hey! 1162 01:09:29,363 --> 01:09:30,863 Turn around. 1163 01:09:30,863 --> 01:09:32,363 Let go of my friend. 1164 01:09:32,863 --> 01:09:34,863 Keep your distance, faggot. 1165 01:09:34,863 --> 01:09:35,363 Sure. 1166 01:09:35,863 --> 01:09:37,863 We don't want any trouble. 1167 01:09:37,863 --> 01:09:40,863 Lady, with that body, you're always lookin' for trouble. 1168 01:09:41,363 --> 01:09:44,363 You want our money? There it is. 1169 01:09:44,363 --> 01:09:45,863 Just let my friend go. 1170 01:09:46,363 --> 01:09:47,863 Pick up that wallet. 1171 01:09:48,363 --> 01:09:49,363 What? 1172 01:09:49,363 --> 01:09:51,363 Pick it up now! 1173 01:09:51,363 --> 01:09:52,363 Here. 1174 01:09:52,363 --> 01:09:56,363 Take out the money and put it on my dashboard. 1175 01:10:01,363 --> 01:10:05,363 Now, get everybody else's money and do the same. 1176 01:10:09,863 --> 01:10:10,863 Ha ha ha! 1177 01:10:13,863 --> 01:10:15,363 All right. 1178 01:10:15,363 --> 01:10:20,863 I could cut your throat with my knife right now if I wanted to. 1179 01:10:20,863 --> 01:10:23,363 Just slice right across from ear to ear. 1180 01:10:23,863 --> 01:10:25,863 Your blood would squirt 20 feet. 1181 01:10:26,363 --> 01:10:28,863 Your life would squirt 20 feet. 1182 01:10:28,863 --> 01:10:31,363 I seen blood squirt 20 feet. 1183 01:10:32,863 --> 01:10:35,863 Hey, faggot, whose boom box is that? 1184 01:10:35,863 --> 01:10:36,863 Mine. 1185 01:10:36,863 --> 01:10:38,363 In the car. 1186 01:10:41,363 --> 01:10:43,863 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1187 01:10:43,863 --> 01:10:45,863 My God, too, partner. 1188 01:10:45,863 --> 01:10:47,363 What else you guys got? 1189 01:10:47,863 --> 01:10:49,863 Whose camera is that? 1190 01:10:49,863 --> 01:10:52,363 Look. Please don't take my camera, OK? 1191 01:10:52,863 --> 01:10:54,363 In the car. 1192 01:10:54,363 --> 01:10:56,863 What, are you deaf, faggot? 1193 01:11:09,363 --> 01:11:09,863 There's trouble in paradise 1194 01:11:10,363 --> 01:11:11,363 Yeah, yeah 1195 01:11:11,363 --> 01:11:13,363 My turtle dove's taken wing 1196 01:11:13,363 --> 01:11:14,863 Oh, yeah 1197 01:11:14,863 --> 01:11:15,863 There's trouble in paradise 1198 01:11:16,363 --> 01:11:17,363 Yeah, yeah 1199 01:11:17,363 --> 01:11:18,863 The birds no longer sing 1200 01:11:19,363 --> 01:11:21,863 Some devil told my angel 1201 01:11:21,863 --> 01:11:25,363 A lotta lies... 1202 01:11:25,363 --> 01:11:26,863 A Tennis racket? 1203 01:11:26,863 --> 01:11:27,863 Nope. 1204 01:11:27,863 --> 01:11:29,863 A Lucky Larry Loopin Brush? 1205 01:11:29,863 --> 01:11:31,363 A what? 1206 01:11:31,363 --> 01:11:33,363 There's four brushes in one-- 1207 01:11:33,363 --> 01:11:36,363 a hairbrush, a lint brush, a dog brush, 1208 01:11:36,363 --> 01:11:37,863 and a toothbrush. 1209 01:11:37,863 --> 01:11:39,363 In the car. 1210 01:11:40,863 --> 01:11:42,363 A shower massage? 1211 01:11:42,363 --> 01:11:43,863 In the car. 1212 01:11:49,363 --> 01:11:51,363 I got records here. 1213 01:11:51,363 --> 01:11:52,863 What ones? 1214 01:11:52,863 --> 01:11:55,363 There's Iron Butterfly, Dylan, Chubby Checkers. 1215 01:11:55,363 --> 01:11:57,363 Iron Butterfly in the car. 1216 01:11:58,863 --> 01:12:00,863 A braun hand blender? 1217 01:12:00,863 --> 01:12:02,863 Like the one advertised on TV? 1218 01:12:03,363 --> 01:12:04,863 In the car. 1219 01:12:04,863 --> 01:12:07,863 There's trouble in paradise 1220 01:12:08,363 --> 01:12:09,863 Black reeboks. 1221 01:12:09,863 --> 01:12:11,363 What size? 1222 01:12:11,363 --> 01:12:13,363 Matt, what size you wear? 1223 01:12:13,363 --> 01:12:14,363 Nine. 1224 01:12:14,363 --> 01:12:15,363 Yeah. 1225 01:12:15,363 --> 01:12:18,363 They'd like our love to be 1226 01:12:18,363 --> 01:12:20,363 That's all I got. 1227 01:12:20,363 --> 01:12:22,863 There's trouble in paradise 1228 01:12:22,863 --> 01:12:24,363 Let's have a look. 1229 01:12:27,863 --> 01:12:32,363 Mr. Moon, Mr. Sun, tell her she's the only one 1230 01:12:32,863 --> 01:12:33,863 Yeah. 1231 01:12:33,863 --> 01:12:35,863 Guide her with your lovely light 1232 01:12:35,863 --> 01:12:37,863 What else you got, faggot? 1233 01:12:37,863 --> 01:12:39,863 I got nothing. That's it. 1234 01:12:39,863 --> 01:12:40,863 Nothing? 1235 01:12:40,863 --> 01:12:41,863 No. 1236 01:12:41,863 --> 01:12:44,863 And heaven's not the same 1237 01:12:44,863 --> 01:12:46,863 What the hell is this? 1238 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:49,363 They say it's such a shame 1239 01:12:49,363 --> 01:12:53,363 "Dear Matthrew, don't foget the holidays. Love, Mom." 1240 01:12:53,363 --> 01:12:55,363 Just like before 1241 01:12:55,363 --> 01:12:56,863 In the car, fairy. 1242 01:12:56,863 --> 01:13:00,363 Look... I'm not gay. 1243 01:13:00,363 --> 01:13:01,363 They'll be no more 1244 01:13:02,863 --> 01:13:06,363 I used to rape guys like you in prison. 1245 01:13:06,363 --> 01:13:07,863 Tell her she's the only one 1246 01:13:07,863 --> 01:13:10,863 Guide her with your lovely light 1247 01:13:10,863 --> 01:13:14,363 Back into my arms tonight 1248 01:13:14,363 --> 01:13:16,863 There's trouble in paradise 1249 01:13:17,363 --> 01:13:19,863 And heaven's not the same 1250 01:13:20,363 --> 01:13:22,863 The angels sit and cry 1251 01:13:22,863 --> 01:13:25,863 They say it's such a shame 1252 01:13:25,863 --> 01:13:29,363 They'd like our love to be 1253 01:13:29,863 --> 01:13:34,363 You know, they say we all got a date with destiny. 1254 01:13:34,363 --> 01:13:37,363 Consider this one a rain check. 1255 01:13:37,363 --> 01:13:41,363 Calling all angels, calling all angels, calling all angels 1256 01:13:41,363 --> 01:13:42,863 Ooh ooh ooh ooh 1257 01:13:43,363 --> 01:13:47,363 Calling all angels, calling all angels, calling all angels 1258 01:13:47,363 --> 01:13:48,863 Ooh 1259 01:13:48,863 --> 01:13:51,363 Calling all angels, calling all angels... 1260 01:13:59,363 --> 01:14:00,863 You all right? 1261 01:14:01,363 --> 01:14:02,363 Yeah, I'm OK. 1262 01:14:02,863 --> 01:14:04,863 It's just a camera. 1263 01:14:05,363 --> 01:14:06,363 Yeah. 1264 01:14:06,863 --> 01:14:09,863 Cameras can be replaced. Lives can't. 1265 01:14:12,363 --> 01:14:14,863 I'm broke. How about you guys? 1266 01:14:14,863 --> 01:14:15,863 Busted. 1267 01:14:17,363 --> 01:14:18,363 You know, Eddie, 1268 01:14:18,863 --> 01:14:21,363 you didn't have to offer him our money. 1269 01:14:21,863 --> 01:14:23,363 I didn't offer money. 1270 01:14:23,863 --> 01:14:25,863 You threw him your wallet. 1271 01:14:25,863 --> 01:14:27,363 He didn't ask for it. 1272 01:14:27,863 --> 01:14:30,363 I should have let him kill you. 1273 01:14:30,863 --> 01:14:33,863 You know, that may all be well and good, 1274 01:14:34,363 --> 01:14:35,863 but then... 1275 01:14:36,863 --> 01:14:40,363 you wouldn't have known about this. 1276 01:14:43,363 --> 01:14:44,863 300 bucks. 1277 01:14:44,863 --> 01:14:46,863 Where did you get that? 1278 01:14:46,863 --> 01:14:49,363 You can never be too safe. 1279 01:14:49,363 --> 01:14:51,863 We'll offer it into three piles. 1280 01:14:51,863 --> 01:14:53,863 A pile for you. 1281 01:14:54,863 --> 01:14:56,863 A pile for you. 1282 01:14:56,863 --> 01:14:59,363 Thanks, Matt, but I can't take your money. 1283 01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:01,363 Sure you can. 1284 01:15:01,363 --> 01:15:04,363 You'd do the same for us, wouldn't you? 1285 01:15:04,984 --> 01:15:05,984 No. 1286 01:15:08,984 --> 01:15:10,984 I'll pay you back. 1287 01:15:10,984 --> 01:15:12,984 It's OK. I wrecked your car. 1288 01:15:13,484 --> 01:15:16,484 Where should we start spending all this money? 1289 01:15:16,484 --> 01:15:18,484 Any ideas? 1290 01:15:20,484 --> 01:15:22,484 You know, it's weird. 1291 01:15:22,484 --> 01:15:23,984 I'm not so nervous anymore. 1292 01:15:24,484 --> 01:15:28,984 You know how they say you get calm near the end? 1293 01:15:28,984 --> 01:15:31,484 I'm looking at my destiny in the face, 1294 01:15:31,984 --> 01:15:33,484 and I'm no longer afraid. 1295 01:15:33,984 --> 01:15:35,484 Ha ha ha! 1296 01:15:35,484 --> 01:15:36,984 That's it. 1297 01:15:36,984 --> 01:15:39,484 As much as I hate to admit it, 1298 01:15:39,984 --> 01:15:42,484 I see no alternative. Time to walk. 1299 01:15:42,984 --> 01:15:45,484 Wait a minute. Let's weigh our options. 1300 01:15:45,984 --> 01:15:47,484 If we stay here, 1301 01:15:47,984 --> 01:15:50,484 we're going to die of starvation and dehydration, 1302 01:15:50,984 --> 01:15:52,984 but if we start walking, 1303 01:15:52,984 --> 01:15:56,984 we're going to die of starvation and dehydration... 1304 01:15:57,484 --> 01:15:59,484 but with a little dignity. 1305 01:15:59,984 --> 01:16:02,484 You know, I wish you guys had listened to me 1306 01:16:02,984 --> 01:16:05,984 when we had more food and water. 1307 01:16:07,484 --> 01:16:09,984 Well, what do you guys say? 1308 01:16:17,984 --> 01:16:19,984 Let's go. 1309 01:16:29,984 --> 01:16:30,984 Bye. 1310 01:17:02,984 --> 01:17:04,484 Don't get excited, guys. 1311 01:17:04,984 --> 01:17:06,984 This is a mirage. 1312 01:17:07,984 --> 01:17:10,484 My hand blender and my planters, 1313 01:17:10,984 --> 01:17:13,484 oh, yeah, my shower massage. 1314 01:17:13,984 --> 01:17:16,984 Shower massage? Yeah? 1315 01:17:16,984 --> 01:17:19,984 Why, I got to get me one of those. 1316 01:17:20,484 --> 01:17:22,984 I got this kink in my neck. 1317 01:17:23,484 --> 01:17:25,484 It's like this knot. Feel it. 1318 01:17:25,984 --> 01:17:26,984 Yeah, it's tight. 1319 01:17:27,484 --> 01:17:29,984 Yeah, feel it. Yeah, feel it. 1320 01:17:29,984 --> 01:17:32,484 Feel it. Would you feel that? 1321 01:17:32,484 --> 01:17:33,484 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1322 01:17:33,484 --> 01:17:35,484 Feel it. Right there. 1323 01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:36,984 It's tight. 1324 01:17:36,984 --> 01:17:38,984 Yeah, OK, enough of this. 1325 01:17:39,984 --> 01:17:42,984 It's a 1961 cadillac. 1326 01:17:43,484 --> 01:17:44,984 Black. White walls. 1327 01:17:45,484 --> 01:17:46,484 That's it. 1328 01:17:46,984 --> 01:17:49,984 You want me to call your insurance companies? 1329 01:17:49,984 --> 01:17:51,484 No. That's OK. 1330 01:17:51,484 --> 01:17:52,984 It's nobody's fault. 1331 01:17:55,984 --> 01:17:57,984 It's nobody's fault? 1332 01:18:00,984 --> 01:18:04,484 OK. I'll call in for a tow truck. 1333 01:18:05,484 --> 01:18:06,984 Be here shortly. 1334 01:18:06,984 --> 01:18:07,984 Thanks. 1335 01:18:08,484 --> 01:18:10,484 We really appreciate that. 1336 01:18:10,984 --> 01:18:12,984 Freeze, loser! 1337 01:18:13,484 --> 01:18:14,204 Aaaah! 1338 01:18:16,984 --> 01:18:18,484 Just kidding. 1339 01:18:18,984 --> 01:18:21,984 Ha ha ha! I love my job! 1340 01:18:24,984 --> 01:18:25,984 Yeah... 1341 01:18:25,984 --> 01:18:27,984 excuse me. 1342 01:18:48,984 --> 01:18:51,484 Come here. Come here. 1343 01:18:56,984 --> 01:18:59,984 You guys been out here all night? 1344 01:19:00,484 --> 01:19:01,984 Just you and her? 1345 01:19:02,484 --> 01:19:03,484 Why? 1346 01:19:03,484 --> 01:19:07,984 I bet you're sorry to see this evening coming to a close. 1347 01:19:08,484 --> 01:19:09,984 Hubba-hubba. 1348 01:19:28,984 --> 01:19:30,984 We're going to LA. 1349 01:19:31,484 --> 01:19:31,984 LA? 1350 01:19:32,484 --> 01:19:33,484 LA. 1351 01:19:34,984 --> 01:19:38,984 There's plenty more of them where she comes from. 1352 01:19:45,484 --> 01:19:46,984 Heads up. 1353 01:19:48,484 --> 01:19:49,984 Thanks. 1354 01:19:49,984 --> 01:19:51,484 Keep cool. 1355 01:19:52,484 --> 01:19:55,984 OK. I'm going to go get you guys your pick-up. 1356 01:19:56,484 --> 01:19:57,484 Thanks. 1357 01:20:00,984 --> 01:20:02,484 Eee-ah! 1358 01:20:02,984 --> 01:20:05,484 Hey! Back off. 1359 01:20:17,984 --> 01:20:19,984 Did you touch that? 1360 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:24,484 Put your hands up. Up! Up! 1361 01:20:29,984 --> 01:20:31,984 [ engine starts ] 1362 01:20:32,484 --> 01:20:36,984 [ police radio ] 1363 01:21:02,484 --> 01:21:04,484 Well, Eddie... 1364 01:21:05,484 --> 01:21:07,984 we haven't much time. 1365 01:21:12,484 --> 01:21:13,984 [ whistle ] 1366 01:21:13,984 --> 01:21:15,984 Gotta hand it to you, Eddie. 1367 01:21:15,984 --> 01:21:18,984 Said you'd convert her, and you did. 1368 01:21:26,484 --> 01:21:27,984 Ohh! 1369 01:21:41,484 --> 01:21:43,484 [ engine starts ] 1370 01:22:07,484 --> 01:22:08,984 You know, 1371 01:22:09,484 --> 01:22:11,984 I really like you. 1372 01:22:19,484 --> 01:22:23,484 You're gonna miss me when I'm gone 1373 01:22:23,484 --> 01:22:26,484 Baja California 1374 01:22:28,484 --> 01:22:31,484 That wide dirt road stretches on and on 1375 01:22:31,984 --> 01:22:34,484 Baja California 1376 01:22:36,984 --> 01:22:39,984 I'm going out there to be with you... 1377 01:22:42,484 --> 01:22:44,484 Hey, there, Zeck. 1378 01:22:44,984 --> 01:22:46,984 Hey, thank you, Zeck. 1379 01:22:48,984 --> 01:22:53,484 So tell me, how's that modern dance class you been takin'? 1380 01:22:53,984 --> 01:22:55,484 I'll tell you, Zeck, 1381 01:22:55,984 --> 01:22:58,484 my thighs ain't half a-killin' me. 1382 01:22:58,984 --> 01:23:01,484 How are your corns holdin' up? 1383 01:23:01,984 --> 01:23:04,984 Fine, with extra talcum powder in my shoes. 1384 01:23:05,484 --> 01:23:06,984 That'll work. 1385 01:23:06,984 --> 01:23:09,984 I hope your damage doesn't cost too much. 1386 01:23:10,484 --> 01:23:11,984 Same for you, Tuesday. 1387 01:23:12,484 --> 01:23:13,984 We hope the same thing. 1388 01:23:18,984 --> 01:23:19,484 Sorry about your camera. 1389 01:23:20,984 --> 01:23:24,984 It's OK. Sorry about your menorah. 1390 01:23:26,484 --> 01:23:29,984 You think you'll make New York in time? 1391 01:23:29,984 --> 01:23:32,984 No way, but then I don't have a camera, 1392 01:23:33,484 --> 01:23:35,484 so what the hell, right? 1393 01:23:35,484 --> 01:23:38,984 Hey! We're ready to hit the road. 1394 01:23:38,984 --> 01:23:39,984 Already? 1395 01:23:40,484 --> 01:23:41,984 You, uh, you, uh, 1396 01:23:42,484 --> 01:23:44,984 you three been out here all night? 1397 01:23:45,484 --> 01:23:46,484 Uh-huh. 1398 01:23:46,484 --> 01:23:46,984 Yeah. 1399 01:23:47,484 --> 01:23:49,484 Just the three of youse? 1400 01:23:49,484 --> 01:23:51,984 No, man, you don't understand-- 1401 01:24:20,484 --> 01:24:23,484 Thanks, guys, for a wonderful evening. 1402 01:24:25,484 --> 01:24:27,484 I'll never forget it. 1403 01:24:35,484 --> 01:24:37,984 - All right! - All right! 1404 01:24:48,984 --> 01:24:52,984 OK, you guys, knock those California women dead. 1405 01:24:55,984 --> 01:24:58,984 Good luck with all your photography and stuff. 1406 01:24:59,484 --> 01:25:00,984 Thanks. 1407 01:25:00,984 --> 01:25:03,984 Give Rachel a kiss on the lips for us. 1408 01:25:03,984 --> 01:25:05,984 You got it. 1409 01:25:08,484 --> 01:25:10,484 [ honk honk ] 1410 01:25:10,484 --> 01:25:12,484 Let's go, people. 1411 01:25:12,484 --> 01:25:15,984 Yeah. Let's move it all on out now, y'all. 1412 01:25:18,484 --> 01:25:19,984 Well... 1413 01:25:21,484 --> 01:25:22,484 Bye. 1414 01:25:23,484 --> 01:25:24,984 Bye. 1415 01:25:30,484 --> 01:25:31,984 Bye. 1416 01:25:32,984 --> 01:25:34,984 Take care of yourself, OK? 1417 01:25:50,984 --> 01:25:52,984 Hey, guys. 1418 01:25:55,984 --> 01:25:57,484 All right. 1419 01:26:27,984 --> 01:26:28,984 Hi. 1420 01:26:31,484 --> 01:26:32,984 You know, uh, 1421 01:26:33,484 --> 01:26:36,484 I don't normally drive a tow truck. 1422 01:26:37,484 --> 01:26:41,484 I'm just fillin' in for a buddy. 1423 01:26:41,484 --> 01:26:42,984 Ha ha ha! 1424 01:26:43,484 --> 01:26:45,484 You don't believe me? 1425 01:26:46,984 --> 01:26:48,984 You want a beer? 1426 01:26:49,484 --> 01:26:50,984 It'll settle your nerves. 1427 01:26:51,484 --> 01:26:53,484 Gee, you fellers are lucky. 1428 01:26:54,484 --> 01:26:56,984 That sure is some hot patootie 1429 01:26:57,484 --> 01:26:58,984 you got back there. 1430 01:26:59,484 --> 01:27:01,984 Haw haw haw! 1431 01:27:06,484 --> 01:27:08,984 So, y'all headin' on out to Los Angeles, huh? 1432 01:27:09,484 --> 01:27:10,984 Haw haw haw! 1433 01:27:11,484 --> 01:27:14,484 Sure is some pretty young things down there. 1434 01:27:14,984 --> 01:27:17,484 Haw haw haw! 1435 01:27:51,984 --> 01:27:58,484 Ahh ahh ahh 1436 01:27:58,484 --> 01:28:03,484 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 1437 01:28:04,984 --> 01:28:10,984 I don't have plans and schemes 1438 01:28:10,984 --> 01:28:16,984 And I don't have hopes and dreams 1439 01:28:17,984 --> 01:28:24,484 I don't have anything 1440 01:28:24,484 --> 01:28:30,484 Since I don't have you...